Through Suez

inquisitioned:

There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite! 

Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because um, no, and he was madly in love with Josephine. So he sent them back. And, well, the Egyptian ministers must have misunderstood. 

Because they sent back two ten year old boys.  

If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn’t and her mom died 4 days later.

(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl)